Classifieds
Every classified, by department
Twenty words, three dollars, paid in advance. These are the classifieds from every recovered issue, sorted the way the paper sorted them. Mail-order notices for records and shirts run under Records & Mail Order.
Mail-Order Display
Mobile, Ala.TOUR SHIRTSCritter’s Gonna Critter · $8 postpaidWrite Box 87, Mobile, Ala. 36601Apalachicola, Fla.LIVE BAIT · ICE · RECORDSTwo Stinky Fingers, at the counterWater Street. Open early.Mail orderSHIRTS · POSTERS · STICKERSFrom the bands in these pagesSideband Label · sidebandlabel.com/shopNew OrleansFRIDAYS, AFTER THE LAST TICKETSpanking The SauceBack Door RecordsCorpus Christi, Tex.WINGSPANThe Seagle · No. 67 nationallyWingspan RecordsOdessa, Tex.HEAVY, FROM THE BASINBurning Dead DinosaursCaliche RecordsJacksonville, Fla.THAT DON’T MAKE NO SENSEQuittin’ Snakes, on cassetteKountry Mart Parking Lot RecordsMobile, Ala.THE BASS WAS GOOD.Critter’s Gonna CritterWhat Are You Gonna Do RecordsAtlanta, Ga.THE CORRECT AMOUNT.Sass Master FlashFlash in the Pan RecordsTake one for the boatTOUR SHIRTS, $8Gulf Coast bands · postpaidWrite Box 41, Biloxi, Miss. · sidebandlabel.com/shopHuntsville, Tex.THREE TO FIVEIncarcerated KittensBarbed Wire Records
Classifieds
Boats & Motors
- 16 ft. flat-bottom, 25 hp, runs good. Trailer needs lights. $900. Call after five. 601-555-0142. July 15, 1980
- Boat trailer, single axle, fits 16–18 ft. New bunks. Bearings packed in August. $250. Ocean Springs. 601-555-0163. Oct. 13, 1981
- Bay boat, 18 ft. fiberglass, 70 hp, trailer, two anchors. $3,800. Houma. 504-555-0174. Aug. 14, 1984
- Johnboat, 14 ft., aluminum, 9.9 hp, runs. $650. Moss Point. 601-555-0164. Aug. 25, 1987
- Skiff, 15 ft., with 20 hp and a new tiller extension. $1,100. Ocean Springs. 601-555-0171. Nov. 7, 1989
- Flat skiff, 17 ft., 60 hp, trailer. $5,500. Fernandina. 904-555-0153. Oct. 1, 1996
- Bay boat, 21 ft., 150 hp, trailer, GPS. $14,500. D’Iberville. 228-555-0127. April 1, 2003
For Sale
- Chest freezer, 15 cu. ft. Holds a season of shrimp. $75. Pass Christian. 601-555-0177. July 15, 1980
- Upright piano, needs tuning, otherwise sound. You move it. Free to a church or a band. Gulfport. 601-555-0181. Oct. 13, 1981
- Ice chest, 120 qt. The lid holds a grown man. $40. Cut Off. 504-555-0151. Aug. 14, 1984
- Box fan, 20 in., three speeds, all of them work. $10. Ocean Springs. 601-555-0149. Aug. 25, 1987
- Restaurant equipment, New Orleans. Six-burner range, two 40-qt. stockpots, hotel pans, three-compartment sink, stools. Must go by the 30th. Call after two. 504-555-0140. Nov. 7, 1989
- Chest freezer, 20 cu. ft. Runs cold. $60. Ingleside. 512-555-0124. May 12, 1992
- Folding chairs, fifty. Some wobble. Biloxi. 228-555-0150. April 1, 2003
Wanted
- Cast net, 8 ft., any condition that holds water out and fish in. Biloxi. 601-555-0119. July 15, 1980
- Ride to Pensacola Saturdays. Will split gas. Biloxi. 601-555-0110. Oct. 13, 1981
- Cook wanted, offshore, fourteen and fourteen. Must make a roux. 504-555-0102. Aug. 14, 1984
- Folding table, plywood or better. Must sit level. Mobile. 205-555-0187. Aug. 25, 1987
- Oyster shucker, Fridays and Saturdays, Biloxi. Must be quick and careful, in that order. 601-555-0105. Nov. 7, 1989
- Plywood storm panels, pre-cut, for a three-bedroom house. Gulf Breeze. 904-555-0108. Oct. 1, 1996
Services
- Outboard repair. Small motors, fair prices. No Sundays. Behind the house on Back Bay. 601-555-0128. Oct. 13, 1981
- Outboard repair, Port Aransas. Lower units, carburetors, props. Quick and fair. Ask for Kip. 512-555-0193. May 12, 1992
- Cast nets made to order, 6 to 10 ft. Ask at the bait shop, Pascagoula. April 1, 2003
Musicians
- Drummer wanted for Saturday country dances, Gulfport. Must own a kit and a way to carry it. Must be there by seven. 601-555-0125. July 15, 1980
- Steel guitar for sale, or trade for a good bass amp. Thibodaux. 504-555-0137. Aug. 14, 1984
Records & Mail Order
- TWO, by Two Stinky Fingers. LP. Two hundred pressed. At the bait shop on Water Street, Apalachicola, beside the register. → July 15, 1980
- BAIT SHOP BLUES, by Two Stinky Fingers. Franklin County Records. At the counter in Apalachicola, or by mail. → Oct. 13, 1981
- SHIRTS from the bands in this paper. Mail order. Write for a list. → Oct. 13, 1981
- MUD WEIGHT, by Burning Dead Dinosaurs. Caliche Records, Odessa, Tex. Ask at the hall. → Aug. 14, 1984
- CRITTER’S GONNA CRITTER. Cassettes. Replacement stock now on hand. Ask at the table. New price list to follow. → Aug. 25, 1987
- THE FAREWELL SAUCE, by Spanking The Sauce. Back Door Records. “It never ends. It only simmers.” → Nov. 7, 1989
- THAT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE, by Quittin’ Snakes. 300 made. At the gas station in Macclenny. → Nov. 7, 1989
- FINAL APPROACH, by The Seagle. Wingspan Records, Corpus Christi. → May 12, 1992
- POSSUM LOGIC, by Critter’s Gonna Critter. What Are You Gonna Do Records, Mobile. → May 12, 1992
- NON-NEGOTIABLE, by Sass Master Flash. Flash in the Pan Records, Atlanta. → Oct. 1, 1996
- QUITTIN’ (THE FINAL RECORD), by Quittin’ Snakes. Kountry Mart Parking Lot Records. → Oct. 1, 1996
- ONE MORE SHOW, by Critter’s Gonna Critter. Three more cassettes, sold by mail. Twelve dollars and a stamp. → Oct. 1, 1996
- TOUR SHIRTS from the Gulf Coast bands in these pages. Mail order, or by computer. → April 1, 2003
- CRITTER’S GONNA CRITTER. Four records. The bass was good. → April 1, 2003
Lost & Found
- Lost on the Fourchon road: one white rubber boot, left foot. Reward: the right one. Aug. 14, 1984
- Found: one foam cooler lid, parking lot off the beach road, Biloxi. Call to identify. Aug. 25, 1987
Notices
- Room by the week, Padre Island. Fishermen welcome. Fish-cleaning table out back. 512-555-0186. May 12, 1992
- Mahjong players wanted, Wednesdays, Ocean Springs. Experienced. Please do not ask to change the day. April 1, 2003